Lets Put The Laughter Back In Slaughter
i decided to dedicate this page to funny conversations [at least to me] that ive had with people. [some of these you may not get cause theyre insiders]. and some of them are between famous people- not including me pf course.
mark- is she cracking the whip?
me- yeap
mark- watch out for flying phones
katy- well i can be that way cause im hot like tamolie
ovek- are you too sexy for your shoes
katy- way to sexy for my shoes
ovek- how bout your socks
katy- way way way way too sexy for my socks
ovek- im not. i need my socks.
katy- no youre the sexiest. you dont need socks
ovek- wow we.re idiots
katy- yeah but we're allowed to be cause we.re sexxy
Tom:"Hey everyone,Mark's finally leaving the band."
Mark:"F*ck you Tom,I said I would be back in a minute."
Tom:"Oh,Mark I love you!""I really love you!"
Mark:"I love you Tom!""I love you!""Let's never fight again."
"I am a ninja of the masturbatory arts" - Tom DeLonge
"If i was a girl, everytime i went to the gynecologist i'd fake an orgasm"
-Mark Hoppus
"If you guys are anything like me, you like to walk around in your mothers underwear trying to seduce your father. What, Just Me?"
-Mark Hoppus
tess-"wow katy, youre like avril lavigne meets corey taylor...or maybe amy lee meets jesse lacey. either way, youre a hardcore bitch"
me- and youre an idiot.
anal sex cures cancer
-tom delonge
BaDdOgG8281: the dog cam in our yard lol and stole my dogs bones and ran away
sinfilledhymns6: ::falls on the floor laughign::
chill the fuck out abecrombie and fitch
-bert of the used
dmbshea719: punk shorty
Jr C p A Md2: hey hey hey hey hey, they THRU me into public, i dont wanna b drunk in public. i wanna b drunk in a bar, which is perfectly leagal....arrest them!
ovek- kittie what would you say if i shaved you?
katy- what?!
::Silence::
katy- oh wait, he said kittie.
kirc HART dc608: shutup cutie
mark- i suffer from immature ejaculation
tom- so...you have orgasms on underage kids?! thats so sick. mark is so fucking sick.
mark- hey, im a master
mark- who ordered the naked midget
tom- that would be me
More Green Wax: my bass playing skillz are to damn sexeh\
PiScEsBaBi311: i wanna be put in a cage n be wipped like a bad girl
Roxygirl814: lol soap opera !!
roxygurl1141: that pedafile
Tom:"Hey kids!"Go home.'There's nothing left to see."I said go home!"That's it!" "Four songs,that's all were doing tonight".I said to go the hell home!
Tom:"Hey sir."Yeah,the fat guy with the big boobies."Please put back on your shirt,your fat no one wants to see your boobies."Hey,this guy has more boobies than that 12 year old girl standing next to him."
wigger #1:im gunna bust you in ur grill son
wigger #2:yeah in ur grill dogg!
katy: whats all this talk about grills, is there gunna be like sum sorta BBQ later?
yourb a n esmile: whats an ovek?
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